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Post by hardcorehobo on Jun 1, 2019 20:26:02 GMT -5
We see Olaf, the Hardcore Hobo, scrounging for food behind Chin Bros. Chinese Takeout Restaurant. Olaf has dragged along with him Jason Kel for an impromptu interview segment.
Jason (speaking into a handheld camcorder that some kid is holding for them): Ladies and gentlemen, our first Monday Night Mischief main event has been announced. On June 10th, we will have a Leechburg Playground Match featuring Stretchnuts, Dillon the Villain, Taboo, and the gentleman beside me, Olaf, the Hardcore Hobo! Olaf, in your very first match, you have the chance to walk out of Mischief the inaugural City Champion. What do you have to say about that?
Olaf raises his upper body out of the dumpster he was digging through, a questionable piece of orange chicken in his mouth. He swallows it and addresses the camera.
Olaf: Listen up, Mason, I’ve been from one end of this country to the other hopping trains and getting beaten by local police. I’ve fought men, women and children and I ain’t afraid to scrap with anyone at anytime.
Jason: You’ve fought children??
Olaf: He stole my Snack Pack!! Finders keepers ring any bells?
Jason: ...
Olaf: Anyway, once I get my hands on that City Championship, you know what I’m gonna do?
Jason: *muttering under his breath* Take a shower?
Olaf: Huh? No! I’m gonna eat inside the restaurant! Have you ever eaten Chinese food that’s still hot? I heard it’s the bee’s knees!
Olaf goes back to the dumpster looking for food when all of a sudden there’s a loud screech and suddenly a raccoon goes flying through the air.
Olaf: Wait your turn, Dean!
Jason calls for the kid to shut off the camera. As the picture goes to black you can just make out the kid asking “Where’s my five bucks?”
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