Post by Admin on Jun 5, 2019 12:48:05 GMT -5
Scene opens in what appears to be a teenagers bedroom. There are posters on the wall featuring soundgarden, Post Malone, Nirvana and Kanye West. There is a mattress cornering itself into frame. The stream continues to run static image until a chubby person of unknown age sits down into an office chair. He is wearing a baggy button down shirt and a black lucha mask. He is the brain behind the Backyard Wrestling Federation. He reclines ever so slightly and reveals a clipboard in his hand.
BWF Owner: Welcome. Welcome to the BWF. I am the man in charge. I am sure many of you have questions about what this is, and what to expect from our product. As you see me now, streaming live in front of millions of followers on Facebook, Snapchat, Twitch, Myspace, Daily Motion, Youtube, Instagram and more. You will see our wrestling show as well. And you can expect gritty and real violence. You can expect blood, and Fire, and it all begins next Monday at our debut Mischief program.
He leans forward presenting the clipboard to the viewing audience.
BWF Owner: The rest, the mystery of who I am. It's irrelevant. I am the man with the clipboard. I am the man in charge. I am the man with the finances to make this happen. In short I am just the man.
Suddenly a rapping in the background. He turns his head toward the source of the noise. An older mans voice is heard.
voice: Take the garbage out.
BWF Owner: I am busy right now.
Voice: I don't care, I said take the fucking garbage out.
BWF Owner: The garbage truck isn't out there right now I have hours to get it out! I am busy.
Voice: What are you doing? Stop jacking off and take the God damn mother fucking garbage out. Your mother won't go outside since the accident. It better be out when I get home.
The voice disappears. Our Owner readjusts and continues.
Bwf Owner: All part of the she show, as you can see we have a truly Authentic feel. But as the man in charge I am taking this time to inform you all of just what a Leechburg Park Match entails. It is a for for all battle royal. That will be held at the playground. The entire match must take place within the confines of the park. Anyone who leaves the premises will be disqualified. Playground equipment isn't just encouraged it's allowed And Even though we have competitors announced there may be some surprise entrants. The first man, woman, or child to score a pinfall wins the City Championship. So there you have it folks. Leechburg Park Match. Be there or be square, see you Monday.
He reaches forward and the stream ends.
BWF Owner: Welcome. Welcome to the BWF. I am the man in charge. I am sure many of you have questions about what this is, and what to expect from our product. As you see me now, streaming live in front of millions of followers on Facebook, Snapchat, Twitch, Myspace, Daily Motion, Youtube, Instagram and more. You will see our wrestling show as well. And you can expect gritty and real violence. You can expect blood, and Fire, and it all begins next Monday at our debut Mischief program.
He leans forward presenting the clipboard to the viewing audience.
BWF Owner: The rest, the mystery of who I am. It's irrelevant. I am the man with the clipboard. I am the man in charge. I am the man with the finances to make this happen. In short I am just the man.
Suddenly a rapping in the background. He turns his head toward the source of the noise. An older mans voice is heard.
voice: Take the garbage out.
BWF Owner: I am busy right now.
Voice: I don't care, I said take the fucking garbage out.
BWF Owner: The garbage truck isn't out there right now I have hours to get it out! I am busy.
Voice: What are you doing? Stop jacking off and take the God damn mother fucking garbage out. Your mother won't go outside since the accident. It better be out when I get home.
The voice disappears. Our Owner readjusts and continues.
Bwf Owner: All part of the she show, as you can see we have a truly Authentic feel. But as the man in charge I am taking this time to inform you all of just what a Leechburg Park Match entails. It is a for for all battle royal. That will be held at the playground. The entire match must take place within the confines of the park. Anyone who leaves the premises will be disqualified. Playground equipment isn't just encouraged it's allowed And Even though we have competitors announced there may be some surprise entrants. The first man, woman, or child to score a pinfall wins the City Championship. So there you have it folks. Leechburg Park Match. Be there or be square, see you Monday.
He reaches forward and the stream ends.