Post by Admin on Jun 10, 2019 17:43:38 GMT -5
The stream begins and Nathan Doe and Tommy Victor are standing in the backyard. It is small and open, no fences. There is a road to their right. And many other houses in town. They are speaking into Rock Band microphones.
Nathan Doe: This is the yard. This is the domain of these warriors.
Victor: However to crown our first ever City Champion we are going to The local Playground for anything goes action. Just like me and Nathan Doe’s mother last night.
Nathan Doe: He ain’t kidding folks. Moving on. Our competitors are already on site at the playground preparing for their entrances. Lets go take a look…
Suddenly Ned the owner of the property opens the back door. He is shirtless and wearing jeans.
Ned: What are you doing here?
Nathan Doe: What?
Ned: What are you ding here.
Victor: Nothing go back inside.
Ned: Get the fuck off my lawn!
The feed blinks a few times and returns at the playground. There is the usual equipment. The jungle gym with slides, tube slides, plastic windows, monkey bars steps etc. There is a merry go round and little animals that wind back and forth. There’s a few tables and benches and a pavilion. The playground has seen better days,
Jason Kel is standing in the center with another Rock Band microphone. There is a boom box rig at the pavilion and a curtain hanging loosely between it and a building next to it.
Jason: Welcome to the first ever episode of Monday Mischief. Today is a Leechburg Park Match to crown the first ever champion of this city. Introducing first, he stands an even sif feet tall. Weighs 175 pounds and hails from who the fuck knows? He is Dillon The Villain.
An assistant fumbles around the boombox putting in a cd. “One” by Metallica plays as Dillon steps out from behind the curtain.
Doe: Not much is known about this man, but he looks like a badass.
Jason: And next, he stands at 5’10 and weighs 175. He is Olaf, the Hardcore HOBO!
Harmonica music takes over with some railroad in the background. Olaf enters the playground carrying a bindle and finds an old hot dog in a trash can along the way.
Jason: Next is Taboo! He stands 5’7 and weighs 180 and is a sick freak!
The cd changes and “Mr/ Crowley” plays. Taboo crawls out on hand and foot. Mitch Alfonso leading him, with a large chain.
Victor: A similar view from Doe’s mothers bedroom last night.
Jason: Finally the Stre….
Stretchnuts doesn’t wait. He comes running out and smashes Jason with a pie pan.
Stretchnuts: Shut the Fuck up it’s time to get Twisted.
The four square off and attack each other. Stretchnuts swings the pie pan at Taboo who blocks it. Mitch Alfonoso retreats to the pavilion. Dillon and Olaf tie up. Dillon puts Olaf into a strong headlock. Olaf backs up they are near the slide. He lifts Dillon up and slams him down onto the slide with a back body drop.
Doe: Oh My you know that hurt. Right onto the slide!
Dillon slides slowly down the slide and lands on his head on the ground below.
Stretchnuts throws the pan at Taboo. It connects with a thud. He then runs and leaps hitting a back wheel kick. Olaf picks Dillon up and whips him into the slide. Dillon catches himself though and just runs all the way up the slide standing at the top only for a moment and leaps at Stetchnuts. He hits his with a diving flying knee.
Doe: That had to be a 30 foot drop!
Stretchnuts falls backward and Dillon thrives in pain of his own. Taboo takes the chain around his neck starts whipping both of them.
Victor: That looks eerily familiar to what I did to Doe’s mother last night!
Olaf comes up from behind Taboo, but Mitch screams to look out. His warning worked. As Olaf is reaching out to attack. Taboo Pelee Kicks him in the skull.
Doe: A stiff shot to the skull.
Taboo wraps the chain around Olaf’s neck and chokes. Olaf manages to get to his feet but Taboo pulls onto the chain and whips him, flipping him to his back. By Now Dillon has recovered and leaps up grabbing the monkey bars. He moves one bar at a time making his way to Taboo dropping on hit his shoulders and doing an inverted head scissor take down. Taboo is flipped backward onto his head.
Doe: What a manuver!
Victor: His neck could very well be broken.
Dillon changes his attention to Olaf. He grabs him and whips him onto the merry go round and gives him a face buster directly in the middle. Olaf is laid out. Dillon picks up the near lifeless Taboo and does the same to him.
While this is happening Stretchnuts has gotten to his feet and pulled a rubber clown hammer out of his Jnco jeans. He runs and smashes The Villain in the back of the head. He falls forward unconscious onto the pile of lifeless bodies. Now the three of them are laying in the merry go round.
Doe: Dillon has a severe case of cranialitis!
Stretchnuts grabs the bars of the merry go round and begins running, causing the device to spin HE runs and runs. At this point some onlookers have surrounded the chain link fence watching.
Victor: Running and running around. They must be dizzy!
Mitch Alfonso steps up yelling at the Clown. Stretchnuts jumps onto the merry go round and rides it a few seconds. He screams.
Stretchnuts: Fuck this Shit!
Stretchnuts leaps off hitting Mitch with a Whisper in the Wind!
Taboo slides off of the play device and walks in several circles before Throwing up on Mitch.
Doe: Something tells me he likes that.
As the merry go round slows Olaf and Dillon step off and try to walk with stable gait but they also walk in circles and throw up in unison, on Mitch.
Stretchnuts whips Olaf into the Jungle Gym he smashes his knees on the steps and falls onto the first platform. Dillon axe handles the Clown from behind and sends him to the same fate. As Stretchnuts and Olaf are trying to stand they exchange punches on the platform. Dillon runs and leaps up, drop kicking them both. They slam up onto the next platform. Dillon does this another time. This Time Stretchnuts is sent into the huge plastic window of the structure, breaking it and falling to the ground. Olaf kicks The Villain in the dick and hip tosses him over the side and to the ground below.
Doe: That had to be 40 feet!
Victor: 12 max, but nevertheless neither wrestler nor that equipment will ever be the same.
Olaf is now raising his hands into the air taunting when suddenly Taboo reaches up and out of the tube slide grabbing onto his legs and biting him. Olaf screams and wails punches onto him. As the punches reign down Taboo pulls and they both slide all the way down the tube slide and fall out the bottom. All four wrestlers now laying next to each other and posturing. They each wind up on one knee in a square perpendicular to one an other. They all trade punches to each other’s faces.
Doe: Jockeying for position.
Victor: All them trading punches. Giving everything that they have left.
Doe: It has been an exhausting battle for the title here in the park.
Victor: And they will keep going until they keel over. Because that’s what this title means to them.
Taboo grabs stretchnuts by the balls and pulls. He yanks hard and climbs up the platform/monkey bar landing. Stretchnuts screams in pain but is able to break free. Again he has his trusty hammer and smacks Taboo in the face. Taboo flips forward off of the platform and falls to the ground below the monkey bars. Stretchnuts leaps up on top of the bars, standin high above and jumps. Connecting with his Down with the Clown frog splash.
Doe: Down with the Clown, Down with the Clown. It’s over!
He pins Taboo, the official masked referee of the BWF counts.
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2
Dillon breaks the pin and as Stretchnuts stands up Dillon hits him with a Twist of Fate.
Victor and there is the finishing attack from Dillon the Villain!
Before Dillon can even think to do anything further Olaf smacks him several times with his bindle stick. Dillon screams and is almost hulking out after the assault with the stick. He is bruised and swelling from the attack, He grabs the stick out of Olafs hands and whips it at him several times. Connecting with loud cracks. He winds up to swing one last time.
Doe: He is Jose Conseco now
But Olak kicks him in the dick. Dillon drops to one knee and Olaf takes his dirty sock off and places it over his hand.
Doe: He is thinking about the Homeless Handjob now!
Dillon stands upright. Olaf reaches out but Dillon ducks under, he tres to clothesline Olaf, but Olaf ducks the attack as well. Dillon tries a back elbow but Olaf takes the opportunity to land the mandible claw submission.
Doe: Hobo Handjob! Hobo handJob! Hobo Handjob!
Dillon passes out from a combination of pain and disgust, Olaf pins him. The masked official counts.
1
2
3
Doe: Olaf did it. The Hobo has a purpose. He is out first ever City Champion!
Jason Kel: And here is your winner! And City Champion! Olaf The HArdcore Hobo!
Olaf celebrates as the other competitors lay on the grass. Vin E McDangerously steps out from the pavilion holding the leather strap.
Vin E: I am proud to give this championship to Olaf. I am, Really I am. Of the four of these wrestlers he is the most dignified.
Doe: He is a hobo….
Vin E: We are going to do great things Olaf. Great things.
Olaf almost annoyed takes the strap from Vin E before he finishes talking. Vin E looks angry for a second and then smiles.
Vin E: That’s ok. He didn’t mean that. He is just excited. Because he is the champion! Don’t you ever fucking disrespect me again though Olaf! Ever!
Vin E low blows Olaf. He drops to the ground writhing in pain.
Vin E: Let’s get something straight. All of you. I am in charge around here. You think this happens without me? You’re full of shit. This is my fuckiong title. I am just loaning it to you. All of you schmekles belong to me. You just earned yourself a title defense. Next Week. At the Backyard. It’s going to be Olaf, against Stretchnuts the Clown. Special ref. Yours truly.
Vin slams the title onto Olaf. We see the four wrestlers still on the ground.
Doe: And that concludes Mischief. It didn’t end the way I wanted it to.
Victor: Vin E demonstrating his authority pretty hard there.
Doe: stay tuned. Follow us on social media, youtube and more. This is only the beginning!
The streams fades on the four grounded competitors.
Nathan Doe: This is the yard. This is the domain of these warriors.
Victor: However to crown our first ever City Champion we are going to The local Playground for anything goes action. Just like me and Nathan Doe’s mother last night.
Nathan Doe: He ain’t kidding folks. Moving on. Our competitors are already on site at the playground preparing for their entrances. Lets go take a look…
Suddenly Ned the owner of the property opens the back door. He is shirtless and wearing jeans.
Ned: What are you doing here?
Nathan Doe: What?
Ned: What are you ding here.
Victor: Nothing go back inside.
Ned: Get the fuck off my lawn!
The feed blinks a few times and returns at the playground. There is the usual equipment. The jungle gym with slides, tube slides, plastic windows, monkey bars steps etc. There is a merry go round and little animals that wind back and forth. There’s a few tables and benches and a pavilion. The playground has seen better days,
Jason Kel is standing in the center with another Rock Band microphone. There is a boom box rig at the pavilion and a curtain hanging loosely between it and a building next to it.
Jason: Welcome to the first ever episode of Monday Mischief. Today is a Leechburg Park Match to crown the first ever champion of this city. Introducing first, he stands an even sif feet tall. Weighs 175 pounds and hails from who the fuck knows? He is Dillon The Villain.
An assistant fumbles around the boombox putting in a cd. “One” by Metallica plays as Dillon steps out from behind the curtain.
Doe: Not much is known about this man, but he looks like a badass.
Jason: And next, he stands at 5’10 and weighs 175. He is Olaf, the Hardcore HOBO!
Harmonica music takes over with some railroad in the background. Olaf enters the playground carrying a bindle and finds an old hot dog in a trash can along the way.
Jason: Next is Taboo! He stands 5’7 and weighs 180 and is a sick freak!
The cd changes and “Mr/ Crowley” plays. Taboo crawls out on hand and foot. Mitch Alfonso leading him, with a large chain.
Victor: A similar view from Doe’s mothers bedroom last night.
Jason: Finally the Stre….
Stretchnuts doesn’t wait. He comes running out and smashes Jason with a pie pan.
Stretchnuts: Shut the Fuck up it’s time to get Twisted.
The four square off and attack each other. Stretchnuts swings the pie pan at Taboo who blocks it. Mitch Alfonoso retreats to the pavilion. Dillon and Olaf tie up. Dillon puts Olaf into a strong headlock. Olaf backs up they are near the slide. He lifts Dillon up and slams him down onto the slide with a back body drop.
Doe: Oh My you know that hurt. Right onto the slide!
Dillon slides slowly down the slide and lands on his head on the ground below.
Stretchnuts throws the pan at Taboo. It connects with a thud. He then runs and leaps hitting a back wheel kick. Olaf picks Dillon up and whips him into the slide. Dillon catches himself though and just runs all the way up the slide standing at the top only for a moment and leaps at Stetchnuts. He hits his with a diving flying knee.
Doe: That had to be a 30 foot drop!
Stretchnuts falls backward and Dillon thrives in pain of his own. Taboo takes the chain around his neck starts whipping both of them.
Victor: That looks eerily familiar to what I did to Doe’s mother last night!
Olaf comes up from behind Taboo, but Mitch screams to look out. His warning worked. As Olaf is reaching out to attack. Taboo Pelee Kicks him in the skull.
Doe: A stiff shot to the skull.
Taboo wraps the chain around Olaf’s neck and chokes. Olaf manages to get to his feet but Taboo pulls onto the chain and whips him, flipping him to his back. By Now Dillon has recovered and leaps up grabbing the monkey bars. He moves one bar at a time making his way to Taboo dropping on hit his shoulders and doing an inverted head scissor take down. Taboo is flipped backward onto his head.
Doe: What a manuver!
Victor: His neck could very well be broken.
Dillon changes his attention to Olaf. He grabs him and whips him onto the merry go round and gives him a face buster directly in the middle. Olaf is laid out. Dillon picks up the near lifeless Taboo and does the same to him.
While this is happening Stretchnuts has gotten to his feet and pulled a rubber clown hammer out of his Jnco jeans. He runs and smashes The Villain in the back of the head. He falls forward unconscious onto the pile of lifeless bodies. Now the three of them are laying in the merry go round.
Doe: Dillon has a severe case of cranialitis!
Stretchnuts grabs the bars of the merry go round and begins running, causing the device to spin HE runs and runs. At this point some onlookers have surrounded the chain link fence watching.
Victor: Running and running around. They must be dizzy!
Mitch Alfonso steps up yelling at the Clown. Stretchnuts jumps onto the merry go round and rides it a few seconds. He screams.
Stretchnuts: Fuck this Shit!
Stretchnuts leaps off hitting Mitch with a Whisper in the Wind!
Taboo slides off of the play device and walks in several circles before Throwing up on Mitch.
Doe: Something tells me he likes that.
As the merry go round slows Olaf and Dillon step off and try to walk with stable gait but they also walk in circles and throw up in unison, on Mitch.
Stretchnuts whips Olaf into the Jungle Gym he smashes his knees on the steps and falls onto the first platform. Dillon axe handles the Clown from behind and sends him to the same fate. As Stretchnuts and Olaf are trying to stand they exchange punches on the platform. Dillon runs and leaps up, drop kicking them both. They slam up onto the next platform. Dillon does this another time. This Time Stretchnuts is sent into the huge plastic window of the structure, breaking it and falling to the ground. Olaf kicks The Villain in the dick and hip tosses him over the side and to the ground below.
Doe: That had to be 40 feet!
Victor: 12 max, but nevertheless neither wrestler nor that equipment will ever be the same.
Olaf is now raising his hands into the air taunting when suddenly Taboo reaches up and out of the tube slide grabbing onto his legs and biting him. Olaf screams and wails punches onto him. As the punches reign down Taboo pulls and they both slide all the way down the tube slide and fall out the bottom. All four wrestlers now laying next to each other and posturing. They each wind up on one knee in a square perpendicular to one an other. They all trade punches to each other’s faces.
Doe: Jockeying for position.
Victor: All them trading punches. Giving everything that they have left.
Doe: It has been an exhausting battle for the title here in the park.
Victor: And they will keep going until they keel over. Because that’s what this title means to them.
Taboo grabs stretchnuts by the balls and pulls. He yanks hard and climbs up the platform/monkey bar landing. Stretchnuts screams in pain but is able to break free. Again he has his trusty hammer and smacks Taboo in the face. Taboo flips forward off of the platform and falls to the ground below the monkey bars. Stretchnuts leaps up on top of the bars, standin high above and jumps. Connecting with his Down with the Clown frog splash.
Doe: Down with the Clown, Down with the Clown. It’s over!
He pins Taboo, the official masked referee of the BWF counts.
1
2
Dillon breaks the pin and as Stretchnuts stands up Dillon hits him with a Twist of Fate.
Victor and there is the finishing attack from Dillon the Villain!
Before Dillon can even think to do anything further Olaf smacks him several times with his bindle stick. Dillon screams and is almost hulking out after the assault with the stick. He is bruised and swelling from the attack, He grabs the stick out of Olafs hands and whips it at him several times. Connecting with loud cracks. He winds up to swing one last time.
Doe: He is Jose Conseco now
But Olak kicks him in the dick. Dillon drops to one knee and Olaf takes his dirty sock off and places it over his hand.
Doe: He is thinking about the Homeless Handjob now!
Dillon stands upright. Olaf reaches out but Dillon ducks under, he tres to clothesline Olaf, but Olaf ducks the attack as well. Dillon tries a back elbow but Olaf takes the opportunity to land the mandible claw submission.
Doe: Hobo Handjob! Hobo handJob! Hobo Handjob!
Dillon passes out from a combination of pain and disgust, Olaf pins him. The masked official counts.
1
2
3
Doe: Olaf did it. The Hobo has a purpose. He is out first ever City Champion!
Jason Kel: And here is your winner! And City Champion! Olaf The HArdcore Hobo!
Olaf celebrates as the other competitors lay on the grass. Vin E McDangerously steps out from the pavilion holding the leather strap.
Vin E: I am proud to give this championship to Olaf. I am, Really I am. Of the four of these wrestlers he is the most dignified.
Doe: He is a hobo….
Vin E: We are going to do great things Olaf. Great things.
Olaf almost annoyed takes the strap from Vin E before he finishes talking. Vin E looks angry for a second and then smiles.
Vin E: That’s ok. He didn’t mean that. He is just excited. Because he is the champion! Don’t you ever fucking disrespect me again though Olaf! Ever!
Vin E low blows Olaf. He drops to the ground writhing in pain.
Vin E: Let’s get something straight. All of you. I am in charge around here. You think this happens without me? You’re full of shit. This is my fuckiong title. I am just loaning it to you. All of you schmekles belong to me. You just earned yourself a title defense. Next Week. At the Backyard. It’s going to be Olaf, against Stretchnuts the Clown. Special ref. Yours truly.
Vin slams the title onto Olaf. We see the four wrestlers still on the ground.
Doe: And that concludes Mischief. It didn’t end the way I wanted it to.
Victor: Vin E demonstrating his authority pretty hard there.
Doe: stay tuned. Follow us on social media, youtube and more. This is only the beginning!
The streams fades on the four grounded competitors.