Post by Admin on Jun 18, 2019 11:09:33 GMT -5
WE are in a basement, relatively clean but unkempt. It is finished, with carpet and paneling on the walls. There are posters of pop culture icons. Cardi B, Post Malone, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Metallica and Maroon 5. There's a large deep freeze near a small laundry room and bathroom. It has a a large wide screen tv with 4k capabilities, blu rays lining a wall. Ps4 and Xbox One and seemingly every game released. Another wall has a small library of literature and comics. Several book bags line the floor. The basement is littered with teenagers. Middle schoolers. An after school hangout, they like every other teenager, are on their phones scrolling.
An older man, not nearly old enough to be a parent walks downstairs into the basement. Wearing a legalize it shirt shorts and converse low tops. His name is Donald, but he only answers to that name when his parents talk to him. at the age of 30 he has managed to get his own place, a nice little rental apartment a few blocks away from home. His mother calls often, his dad, well who needs him anyway right? She calls him her little Donny.
And he for most of his life could understand how some serial killers came to exist based on their overbearing or underbearing parents. But Donald, to everyone else in his small circle is called. Leaf. Leaf Greentree, not a legal name but his true identity. He is an assistant manager at Starbucks in town, and everyone thinks he is a creep. But what do they know? Today he had already worked an opening shift, pre scheduled to make time in the evening for his "friends". These teenagers, who come to hang out, use his wifi, drink his wine coolers, and one day, probably sooner than later Leaf thought, make one of the girls around here call him daddy.
Leaf: Hey, hey what's up?
The kids in unison return his enthusiasm.
Leaf: Who is ready party?
Kid one: Fuck yeah man.
Leaf go to the fridge and gab me some brewskies. I got the bud.
He pulls out a bag of reefer and papers. And next thing he knows plans are working accordingly. They are consuming his alcohol, in careful moderation of course, and smoking his weed. This is exactly where he wants them. Relaxed and wide eyed.
Leaf: How was the devils institution today?
Female Kid 1: Awful. I hate school so much.
LEaf: You're almost old enough to quit. I would just walk out if I were you. Schools have always been brain washing youth into believing education is the be all end all. They indoctrinate you early to borrow hundreds of thousands of dollars to go to college. Knowing you will never live down the interest and pay it back. They use high school to prepare you for slavery to the capitalist pig system. You're better than that.
He puts a hand on her thigh.
Leaf: Much better...You all are in fact. Don't ever forget that there is a reason they teach Algebra 3 instead of things you actually need in life. Do you know how to file your taxes? As if employers don't already give that information to the government anyway? And the data thieves who are watching you right now on those smart phones. They know you are here right now, drinking under age and smoking dope. And instead of sending gestapo forces here to pull you out they are allowing it. To watch your behavior to steral your identities and thoughts to figure out how better to brain wash you!
HIs cell phone rings, it's that bitch Karen from work. She doesn't get to interrupt this. Probably an issues with the latte maker again. Something she damn well knows how to fix but chooses to call and bother him anyway. HE ignores the call, and a few seconds later a voice mail alert. I'm sorry Karen, I was busy and didn't see your call. I am sure everything was ok in my absence. My fucking scheduled time off from work you dumb bitch.
A text reading "You're gonna lose your assistant manager position if you keep ignoring your duties" Oh really Karen? And who would replace me he thought. Her? Karen? Please fuck off.
Leaf: Everyone, everywhere is watching us and doing everything they can to enslave us. But we won't let them.
kid two: Fuck no man. Fuck it. Fuck the system. I just wanna watch youtube and get high.
Leaf: You should see the youtube channels that are blocked in this country. Alex Jones isn't even allowed on twitter any more. Why? For standing up to the system. The lizard folk who wear human masks and call themselves politicians, teachers and principals know they can't have the truth out there. But I know the truth. And I will never lie to you.
He puts another hand on the teenagers thigh.
Leaf: Never. Ever. You can count on me. All of you. Your parents are liars. They failed to see the light and have been brainwashed. They are the enemy now too. And they don't even know it. You have no one around you except for me, to guide you to the truth. Just look at what happened to your last principal. I went to school with him you know. He was a few grades above me. But I knew when he got that job that it wasn't going to work out. He was too dumb to be fully brainwashed by the system, but not smart enough to realize there was evil thought control as hand.
Kid three: You should see what that guy is up to now.
Leaf: What is that?
Kid three: He has a backyard wrestling federation. He wears a mask to hide his identity but it's like the worst disguise I have ever seen.
He opens the bwf page on his iphone and shows Leaf. And suddenly like the Grinch Who Stole Christmas he had a wonderfully wicked awful idea. This was everything he needed to take this to next level. To keep his growing populace of followers. Yes...Backyard wrestling. A perfect next step in cult of Leaf Greentree. He finally removes his hands and puts them to use on his phone. Not returning his work calls and texts but to enter more time off requests. He would need Mondays off in the near future. School was out soon and these kids need their leader.
An older man, not nearly old enough to be a parent walks downstairs into the basement. Wearing a legalize it shirt shorts and converse low tops. His name is Donald, but he only answers to that name when his parents talk to him. at the age of 30 he has managed to get his own place, a nice little rental apartment a few blocks away from home. His mother calls often, his dad, well who needs him anyway right? She calls him her little Donny.
And he for most of his life could understand how some serial killers came to exist based on their overbearing or underbearing parents. But Donald, to everyone else in his small circle is called. Leaf. Leaf Greentree, not a legal name but his true identity. He is an assistant manager at Starbucks in town, and everyone thinks he is a creep. But what do they know? Today he had already worked an opening shift, pre scheduled to make time in the evening for his "friends". These teenagers, who come to hang out, use his wifi, drink his wine coolers, and one day, probably sooner than later Leaf thought, make one of the girls around here call him daddy.
Leaf: Hey, hey what's up?
The kids in unison return his enthusiasm.
Leaf: Who is ready party?
Kid one: Fuck yeah man.
Leaf go to the fridge and gab me some brewskies. I got the bud.
He pulls out a bag of reefer and papers. And next thing he knows plans are working accordingly. They are consuming his alcohol, in careful moderation of course, and smoking his weed. This is exactly where he wants them. Relaxed and wide eyed.
Leaf: How was the devils institution today?
Female Kid 1: Awful. I hate school so much.
LEaf: You're almost old enough to quit. I would just walk out if I were you. Schools have always been brain washing youth into believing education is the be all end all. They indoctrinate you early to borrow hundreds of thousands of dollars to go to college. Knowing you will never live down the interest and pay it back. They use high school to prepare you for slavery to the capitalist pig system. You're better than that.
He puts a hand on her thigh.
Leaf: Much better...You all are in fact. Don't ever forget that there is a reason they teach Algebra 3 instead of things you actually need in life. Do you know how to file your taxes? As if employers don't already give that information to the government anyway? And the data thieves who are watching you right now on those smart phones. They know you are here right now, drinking under age and smoking dope. And instead of sending gestapo forces here to pull you out they are allowing it. To watch your behavior to steral your identities and thoughts to figure out how better to brain wash you!
HIs cell phone rings, it's that bitch Karen from work. She doesn't get to interrupt this. Probably an issues with the latte maker again. Something she damn well knows how to fix but chooses to call and bother him anyway. HE ignores the call, and a few seconds later a voice mail alert. I'm sorry Karen, I was busy and didn't see your call. I am sure everything was ok in my absence. My fucking scheduled time off from work you dumb bitch.
A text reading "You're gonna lose your assistant manager position if you keep ignoring your duties" Oh really Karen? And who would replace me he thought. Her? Karen? Please fuck off.
Leaf: Everyone, everywhere is watching us and doing everything they can to enslave us. But we won't let them.
kid two: Fuck no man. Fuck it. Fuck the system. I just wanna watch youtube and get high.
Leaf: You should see the youtube channels that are blocked in this country. Alex Jones isn't even allowed on twitter any more. Why? For standing up to the system. The lizard folk who wear human masks and call themselves politicians, teachers and principals know they can't have the truth out there. But I know the truth. And I will never lie to you.
He puts another hand on the teenagers thigh.
Leaf: Never. Ever. You can count on me. All of you. Your parents are liars. They failed to see the light and have been brainwashed. They are the enemy now too. And they don't even know it. You have no one around you except for me, to guide you to the truth. Just look at what happened to your last principal. I went to school with him you know. He was a few grades above me. But I knew when he got that job that it wasn't going to work out. He was too dumb to be fully brainwashed by the system, but not smart enough to realize there was evil thought control as hand.
Kid three: You should see what that guy is up to now.
Leaf: What is that?
Kid three: He has a backyard wrestling federation. He wears a mask to hide his identity but it's like the worst disguise I have ever seen.
He opens the bwf page on his iphone and shows Leaf. And suddenly like the Grinch Who Stole Christmas he had a wonderfully wicked awful idea. This was everything he needed to take this to next level. To keep his growing populace of followers. Yes...Backyard wrestling. A perfect next step in cult of Leaf Greentree. He finally removes his hands and puts them to use on his phone. Not returning his work calls and texts but to enter more time off requests. He would need Mondays off in the near future. School was out soon and these kids need their leader.