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Post by hardcorehobo on Jun 21, 2019 18:04:01 GMT -5
We see Olaf, the Hardcore Hobo, fiddling with a cell phone. He clearly has no idea what he’s doing. Jason Kel enters the frame and the interview commenced.
Jason: Hello everyone, Jason Kel here with the Hardcore Hobo, our City Champion! Well, Champ, you got a non title match this Monday against Tinder Mahal, the Mustachio Rajaa.
Hobo: How do you get porn on this fuckin’ thing? *tosses phone away in disgust* What’s that? Tinkle Mahballs? That Indian Goldmember wannabe? I’m not sweating him. I’ve fought tougher guys with much better facial hair. The man looks ridiculous.
Jason: Well, he did defeat Maniac Mark in a hard fought match.
Hobo: Maniac? You want crazy you look right here! I’m the City Champion for a reason! I’m tougher! I’m stronger!! I’m hungrier!! *Olaf digs in a nearby trash can and pulls out half of a moldy hamburger and takes a bite* Ain’t nobody can stop me! Dillhole the Villain couldn’t do it. Naboo couldn’t do it. That Krusty the Clown looking fool Numbnuts tried twice and still couldn’t do it. Hell, even that jackass McDangerously tried screwing with me and I’m still the Champ. I’ve fought the toughest around and I’m still on top! Come this Monday, I’m taking you out with the Pork and Beans!
Olaf walks away, still eating his ill gotten burger
Jason: Odious words from a malodorous man. This is Jason Kel saying good night and see you Monday!
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