Post by manicmark on Jun 23, 2019 19:13:18 GMT -5
Back to the lab again, we see Mark sitting on his "exam table", which is nothing more than a wooden folding table. his trusty barbed-wire bat sitting next him as he's talking to himself.
Mark: So close...almost had him....Christine wanted nothing to do with me..I'll show her.. I'll show them all...
Mark sees the camera and snaps to attention, a face smile crosses his face.
Mark: Welcome back, viewers! I'll admit that my first foray into the yard of BWF did not go my way. That...heathen Tinder Mahal got the better of me, but don't you worry you're pretty little hearts, Mark will get his revenge. Oh yes, Bessie and I will find our way back to that poor excuse of a man and we will make him pay.
Mark swings Bessie into the table, the barbed-wire sticking into the cheaply made wood. He leaves the bat resting at an angle as it is now stuck into the table.
Mark: It's a new week though, and with it two new challengers. Stretchnuts and Taboo. The Juggalo and the human whipping boy for Mr. Mitch Alfonso.
Let's start with Stretchnuts, the clown who thinks he's a real Juggalo.
Mark Laughs
Mark: Everyone knows that Rock & Rye is the best flavor of Faygo you dumb piece of shit. Mark knows, The investors know, everyone watching KNOWS... That you're just pretending here. You don't have any real skills Stretch and you are nothing but an assed out Barney Alexander... In fact I bet you don't even know what that means, do you... you bump dump. You need to just go back to doing clown jobs for the real Axe-Men who know how to get the job done. You see, I've seen dudes like you before. You walk around and act like you're down with the clown but when shit is about to go down, you're nothing but a hound dog. I hate pretenders like you, because all the axe-man tats and chains mean nothing when you can't back it up. FuckOoof!
Mark is breathing harder now, his anger building.
Mark: And then there is Taboo. You like to act like you're so cutting edge and risky because you like to be beaten? Well kind of like your track record here in BWF, that's all you're good at: being beaten. Mitch Alfonso is just going to keep beating and beating and beating... Eventually he will realize he's beating the wrong meat.
Mark laughs to himself at the joke.
Mark: You offer nothing for me Taboo, other than a high pain tolerance. So when I come out to the yard on Monday prepared to showcase my talents to the new investors of BWF, I will make sure to make and example out of you when I show that all you are is a sucker for pain! I'll chain you up, i'll tie you down and then I will pin you 1...2...3. Because I have more heart in my pinkie toe than either you or Mr. Nuts can muster in you're entire bodies. Whoop Whoop mothafukkas!
Mark grabs Bessie and removes her from the table, which causes the entire table to break, sending Mark to the floor.
Mark: SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF!
The camera cuts to black.
Mark: So close...almost had him....Christine wanted nothing to do with me..I'll show her.. I'll show them all...
Mark sees the camera and snaps to attention, a face smile crosses his face.
Mark: Welcome back, viewers! I'll admit that my first foray into the yard of BWF did not go my way. That...heathen Tinder Mahal got the better of me, but don't you worry you're pretty little hearts, Mark will get his revenge. Oh yes, Bessie and I will find our way back to that poor excuse of a man and we will make him pay.
Mark swings Bessie into the table, the barbed-wire sticking into the cheaply made wood. He leaves the bat resting at an angle as it is now stuck into the table.
Mark: It's a new week though, and with it two new challengers. Stretchnuts and Taboo. The Juggalo and the human whipping boy for Mr. Mitch Alfonso.
Let's start with Stretchnuts, the clown who thinks he's a real Juggalo.
Mark Laughs
Mark: Everyone knows that Rock & Rye is the best flavor of Faygo you dumb piece of shit. Mark knows, The investors know, everyone watching KNOWS... That you're just pretending here. You don't have any real skills Stretch and you are nothing but an assed out Barney Alexander... In fact I bet you don't even know what that means, do you... you bump dump. You need to just go back to doing clown jobs for the real Axe-Men who know how to get the job done. You see, I've seen dudes like you before. You walk around and act like you're down with the clown but when shit is about to go down, you're nothing but a hound dog. I hate pretenders like you, because all the axe-man tats and chains mean nothing when you can't back it up. FuckOoof!
Mark is breathing harder now, his anger building.
Mark: And then there is Taboo. You like to act like you're so cutting edge and risky because you like to be beaten? Well kind of like your track record here in BWF, that's all you're good at: being beaten. Mitch Alfonso is just going to keep beating and beating and beating... Eventually he will realize he's beating the wrong meat.
Mark laughs to himself at the joke.
Mark: You offer nothing for me Taboo, other than a high pain tolerance. So when I come out to the yard on Monday prepared to showcase my talents to the new investors of BWF, I will make sure to make and example out of you when I show that all you are is a sucker for pain! I'll chain you up, i'll tie you down and then I will pin you 1...2...3. Because I have more heart in my pinkie toe than either you or Mr. Nuts can muster in you're entire bodies. Whoop Whoop mothafukkas!
Mark grabs Bessie and removes her from the table, which causes the entire table to break, sending Mark to the floor.
Mark: SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF!
The camera cuts to black.