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Post by hardcorehobo on Jul 1, 2019 18:23:39 GMT -5
Olaf is in a dark alley, clutching onto Dean, petting his dear friend. He looks up and addresses the camera
Olaf: I found Dean about 6 years ago, abandoned by his momma cuz he was a runt. Dunno why but I took him in; cared for the lil guy. Hell, he’s me best friend now.
Olaf sets Dean down and walks towards the camera; all you can make out are his eyes filled with anger.
Olaf: Vinnie Mickey Deez, you fucked with the wrong Racoon! I’m gonna make you pay for threatening me pal! And it starts with your chosen lackey, Tinkle Mahballs! Listen good, you pedo piece of shit, I had you beat last week. If your butt buddy Vinnie wasn’t there you’d be back answering phones for tech support! This time, I’m gonna kick your ass so bad the teenage girl you diddled behind the Dairy Queen will feel it in her ovaries!
Olaf takes a few steps back and glares at the camera
Olaf: There’s three things you should never do. Don’t piss on an electric fence, don’t play chicken with a train, and don’t fuck with the Hardcore Hobo. Tinkle Mahballs, now you’re gonna learn the hard way!
The Hardcore Hobo picks up his bindle and turns and walks down the alley, Dean at his heels, eventually disappearing into the night
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