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Post by hardcorehobo on Jul 6, 2019 21:00:25 GMT -5
Olaf, the Hardcore Hobo, is seated behind glass at the local jail visitor’s room , on the phone with Jason Kel.
Olaf: Listen up, Mason. Turn that fucking camera on. I wanna make sure Tinkle Mahballs hears this.
Jason: Go ahead, Champ.
Olaf: Listen up you needle dick. I was denied vengeance against your sorry ass last week. That asshole Deeznuts saved you from your ass whuppin’! By the way, rumor from Cell Block 6 says you got sodomized by Big Jerry. Always knew you took it up the ass.
A guard elbows Olaf in the ribs, motioning to hurry up.
Olaf: Fuck! Where was I? Oh, yeah. That beating you filed out last week Tinkle was more like a gentle massage. The local keystone cops here have more fight than you. I may still be locked up, but don’t you worry. The Champ is gonna be there at United We Stand, Divided We Brawl. And I’m gonna finish what I started, cuz I don’t handle blue balls very well. I’m gonna whip your Punjab ass all over this shit town and retain my belt cuz I’m the Motherfucking Hardcore Hobo! And you ain’t shit!
Guards fill the room and proceed to tase Olaf. He twitches on the ground, smiling. The cops then beat him down with nightsticks, bloodying the City Champion. As the video fades out you can just barely make out the sound of delirious laughter.
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