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Post by hardcorehobo on Jul 12, 2019 12:51:37 GMT -5
Camera zooms in on Olaf, the Hardcore Hobo, digging through the Chin Bros. Chinese Takeout Restaurant. He comes across a ratty piece of BBQ pork, sniffs it, and feeds it to his pet raccoon Dean. BWF’s Jason Kel approaches and knocks onto the dumpster.
Jason: Olaf, May I have a word with you?
Olaf: Whadda ya want, Mason?
Jason: Well, I wanted to know your thoughts about losing the City Championship to Tinder Mahal.
Olaf: Thoughts? Ya see, Old Olaf isn’t what you’d call a thinker. Hurts me noggin too much. As for losing the Championship, it sucks worse than Tommy Victor’s mother.
Jason: Are you upset that you didn’t get an automatic rematch?
Olaf: I guess so. But I guaran-damn-tee that Tinkle Mahballs hasn’t heard the last of the Hardcore Hobo.
Jason: This week you are scheduled to face Eddie Slipknot. Got any strategy for your match against this newcomer to the BWF?
Olaf: I dunno who Freddie Dickrot is, I don’t care where he’s from; Freddie is about to tangle with one pissed off hobo. Some punk kid isn’t a threat to the ‘ol Hobo. I’m gonna pop his cherry and give ‘em the Hobo Handjob!
Jason: Any final words to our audience?
Olaf: Remember kiddies, you can drink your own pee! It’s sterile and so refreshing!
Jason turns to the camera and makes a slashing motion across his throat, signaling the end of the segment
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